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ABSU FEMALE UNDERGRADUATE CONFESSES THAT HER HANDS ARE SOILED WITH BLOOD OF FELLOW STUDENTS

A female final year student of ABSU, name withheld, who just finished her degree exams has recently opened up to how she has been involved in killings going on in the University, especially her hostel. She said that she has been involved in this act since her Pre-degree days and has actually lost count of how many people's blood she has on her hands. She was initiated into this act when she moved into a Female Hostel where she has lived until the time of this disclosure. In her confessions, she refused to mention names but said that even the blood of her room mate is on her hands. In concluding her confession, she said, "Why would I not have blood of people on my hands when I didn't have insecticide treated nets or money to waste on Baygon, Raid and expensive insecticides. Every night, some mosquitoes after sucking blood of other students will fly into my room. What was I supposed to do ...?" 🤗 Have a pleasant week ahead 😀🤣 Okey 😜
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EMPLOY A NIGERIAN, HE WILL GIVE YOU A RUN FOR YOUR MONEY (Read this story)

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A young, well qualified Officer left the job in Lagos and emigrated to Canada for better prospects and applied for a salesman's job at Vancouver's premier downtown department store. It was the biggest store in the world: you could get anything there. The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?" "Yes sir, I was a salesman in Nigeria The boss liked him and said, "You can start tomorrow. Learn fast and do well." The first working day was long and arduous for the young man, but he got through it. Finally 6 pm came around. The boss duly fronted up and asked, "How many sales did you make today?" "Sir, I made ONE sale!" said the young salesman rather happily. "Only one sale?!" shot back the boss. "No! No! You see, most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day. If you want to keep this job, you'd better be doing better than just one sale. By the way, how much was your sale worth?" ...
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A WORD IS ENOUGH

A word is enough for the wise ... Ayam begging you, please stop snapping selfies and pictures inside or beside big big cars and mansions. Your village pipo will just kill you for nothing, thinking you have made it. 😲🤫 Lemme coman be going 🏃🏾‍♂ Have a pleasant day 😃🤣 Okey 😜
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IGBO BLOOD IS STRONG

IGBO BLOOD​ STRONG O ... An Arab took ill and was diagnosed with a heart problem that required surgery. As was standard practice with such surgeries, the doctors requested that his blood type be made available for transfusion. As the gentleman had a very rare blood type, it proved difficult finding his blood type. Somehow, an Igbo man was located who had a matching blood type. The Igbo man willingly donated blood to the Arab. After the surgery, the Arab was thankful and to express his gratitude he made the Igbo guy lavish gifts including a brand new Mercedes-Benz S500, a tastefully furnished apartment, some gold bars and half a million US dollars. After a while, the Arab had needed to have a follow up surgery and the Igbo man was required to donate blood again. The Igbo man happily obliged, all the while conjecturing on the luxurious gifts he would receive this time. After a successful surgery, the Arab sent the Igbo man a thank you card and "God bless you", writte...
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*HOW TO CONDUCT DNA TEST AT HOME USING EGGS*

Take note: DNA can be a very expensive and results take very nervous long Time. With this simple technique, you can test whether you are the father of your children even without going to the hospital or clinic. You can also TEST for chromosomes in your children  if they are carring any Special genes of their grandparents and you want to know. It's a simple egg technique. Follow the steps below to do this successfully: *Step 1: Buy two eggs. Clean ones of course.* *Step 2: Wash your saucepan and dry it with a napkin* *Step 3: Break the two eggs and pour their contents into a clean dish* *Step 4: Stear it well. Add few slices of onion, or any vegetable of your choice.* *Step 5: Place the saucepan over fire and pour a little cooking oil in it.* *Step 6: Pour the mixture into the boiling oil.* *Step 7: Turn it properly when it hardens. In five minutes, your fried egg is ready. Get some tea bread and This Way Chocolate Drink. Make some hot tea, enjoy yourself and slee...
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