BEST JOKES OF THE DAY

A young, well qualified Officer left the job in Lagos and emigrated to Canada for better prospects and applied for a salesman's job at Vancouver's premier downtown department store. It was the biggest store in the world: you could get anything there. The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?" "Yes sir, I was a salesman in Nigeria The boss liked him and said, "You can start tomorrow. Learn fast and do well." The first working day was long and arduous for the young man, but he got through it. Finally 6 pm came around. The boss duly fronted up and asked, "How many sales did you make today?" "Sir, I made ONE sale!" said the young salesman rather happily. "Only one sale?!" shot back the boss. "No! No! You see, most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day. If you want to keep this job, you'd better be doing better than just one sale. By the way, how much was your sale worth?" ...

A word is enough for the wise ... Ayam begging you, please stop snapping selfies and pictures inside or beside big big cars and mansions. Your village pipo will just kill you for nothing, thinking you have made it. 😲🤫 Lemme coman be going 🏃🏾‍♂ Have a pleasant day 😃🤣 Okey 😜

IGBO BLOOD​ STRONG O ... An Arab took ill and was diagnosed with a heart problem that required surgery. As was standard practice with such surgeries, the doctors requested that his blood type be made available for transfusion. As the gentleman had a very rare blood type, it proved difficult finding his blood type. Somehow, an Igbo man was located who had a matching blood type. The Igbo man willingly donated blood to the Arab. After the surgery, the Arab was thankful and to express his gratitude he made the Igbo guy lavish gifts including a brand new Mercedes-Benz S500, a tastefully furnished apartment, some gold bars and half a million US dollars. After a while, the Arab had needed to have a follow up surgery and the Igbo man was required to donate blood again. The Igbo man happily obliged, all the while conjecturing on the luxurious gifts he would receive this time. After a successful surgery, the Arab sent the Igbo man a thank you card and "God bless you", writte...

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Can u imagine I gave my neighbour's child 500 naira to buy me card 400 and keep 100 for himself d guy came back drinking coke and eating biscuits dat mtn is 410 and gave me 400 change abeg someone come and hold me befor I break d boy's head oo

Adesua Etomi-Wellington has dropped this motivational piece to people going through tough times, assuring them things will get better. According to her, she also went through difficult times and was constantly hurt by people she cared about. Read her post below: “|This message is linked to my faith and the God I serve but IT IS FOR EVERYONE|. “I remember a time in my life when it seemed like NOTHING was going right and I mean NOTHING. Everything just seemed to suck. “I was constantly being hurt by people I cared about and was good to, my career…well, I didn’t have one and it wasn’t for lack of trying, people I loved were going through tough times, everything wasn’t going right. “It became hard to pray. I’d stay in my house, in bed for daysss. I never talked about it. “On so many occasions, I’d cry myself to sleep. I constantly wished I was someone else. “I was deeply unhappy. Can’t remember how but I was finally able to start praying through it all. “Started ta...

Kasala Don Burst O Nigerian Police🚓 arrests you and check your phone and at that moment, a text message comes in saying "Abeg, if you dey come, buy 1 AK-47 and 4 bullets make we take dey shine face before we go out tonight". How do you explain to the police that your friend meant a Vodka (AK-47) and 4 Energy Drinks (Bullet)? To make matter worse, your friend's name is Robert and you saved it as "ROB-1" on your phone! Just kuku write your will... Pls subscribe. 🙏🙏

 MALLAM MUSA'S STOLEN CHEQUE Mallam Musa lost his cheque booklet and went to bank after 2 days to report. Bank manager: But I warned u to be careful with your chequebook mallam, cos anyone can forge your signature. Mallam: I am not a fool. I have already signed all the cheques, so they won't have space to forge my signature.. Bank Manager fainted. Lo ba tan  😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆.  😊

Teacher A primary school teacher in Warri asked his pupils to write down 3 deadly diseases. One boy wrote: 1. AIDS 2.Cancer 3. / Teacher: What disease is this /? Student: Sir, you no know stroke again? 😳 Have a pleasant day 😃🤣 Okey 😜

Piece of advice My dear sisters, please feed that your man very very well and you'll forever be thankful. Why? Because a fat man cannot run away from you ... 🤗 Have a pleasant weekend peeps 😃🤣 Okey 😜 🏃🏿

Do you like/love Football? You must learn something today ... There are 2 teams in a football match Each team has 11 players Each male player has 2 "balls" There are 22 players on both teams 22 players each with 2 balls That makes it 44 balls on both teams Plus the ball on the field = 45 balls How the 45mins for half time was created 😳🙄 Now you have learned one nonsense. Keep supporting SUPER EAGLES to learn more!😲 Have a pleasant week ahead 😄🤣 Okey 😜

Do you like/love Football? You must learn something today ... There are 2 teams in a football match Each team has 11 players Each male player has 2 "balls" There are 22 players on both teams 22 players each with 2 balls That makes it 44 balls on both teams Plus the ball on the field = 45 balls How the 45mins for half time was created 😳🙄 Now you have learned one nonsense. Keep supporting SUPER EAGLES to learn more!😲 Have a pleasant week ahead 😄🤣 Okey 😜

African proverb ... Nobody has better eyesight than a married man coming out of a hotel with his girlfriend, he can even see tomorrow. Especially when he's making sure no one sees him. Have a pleasant day peeps 😄🤣 Okey 😋😂😜

Penocrat Ayomide Ugonna After my village people failed at controlling their Grandmother's destiny via skype from calabash, I decided to take Nkechi Bianze's advice. and gaan drink hot pepper soup at any bar of my choice. 😋😋 . You people needed to see me. I dressed up like I was supposed to appear on one kain red carpet event laidat. Then I sprayed better perfume, arranged my hair, and now contoured my face well jare. Who natural beauty epp?😂😂 . Walking down the road, to the junction, where I was gonna board a bus, I was just priding upandan. As per celebrity status kini. Afterall, I just earned myself, the title of a slay queen. You know? Las las wetin remain na for Neymar salary and Buhari's entourage to fall on me. Finito!😂😂 . Eventually, a bus stopped and I hopped in. The celebrity pride inside my blood did not even allow me notice how angry and cranky the driver looked. Kilo kan mi? If you dey vex, go boil beans na.😂😂 . Our bus also stopped along the wa...

* In a bus, two women were fighting over a seat, and the angry driver shouted, "the ugly one should take the seat".* The two women stood up for the whole journey...😂😂😂  Some drivers are as wise as King Solomon....🤣🤣🤣.