GBEGE WITH NAIJA POLICE

Kasala Don Burst O


Nigerian Policeđźš“ arrests you and check your phone and at that moment, a text message comes in saying "Abeg, if you dey come, buy 1 AK-47 and 4 bullets make we take dey shine face before we go out tonight".

How do you explain to the police that your friend meant a Vodka (AK-47) and 4 Energy Drinks (Bullet)? To make matter worse, your friend's name is Robert and you saved it as "ROB-1" on your phone!

Just kuku write your will...

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